Apples vs Oranges

[Ksblair]

Texture
Apples have an awesome smooth exterior, good crisp solid interior, not like those crappy oranges, too bursty, this is a fact.

Taste
Oranges taste like suck and fanboy, if you like oranges you're totally a fanboy. Apples are like sweet sweet heaven wrapped in a baby blanket. Best taste in the world.

Clean up
Apple you can either eat the whole core which is totally acceptable, or just throw away the single piece that is so easy to do.

Oranges you have all these pieces of peel, whats with that? Oh and when the peel sticks to the actually eatable part and makes it taste all bitter... totally sucks.


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[conjohn9]

Er...shouldn't this be in the general section...

But apples are the better fruit

Oranges make the better juice

[Ksblair]

Er...shouldn't this be in the general section...

But apples are the better fruit

Oranges make the better juice

Depending on the context you take the post yes it would be best suited for the General section.

Its a sardonic take on the other threads currently going on.

[geldonyetich]

I used to play apple peeler, but after awhile I got sick of the grind.

[SamTheZombie]

I used to play apple peeler, but after awhile I got sick of the grind.

*ba-dumf-tsss*

[Hrungnir]

toffee apples or chocolate oranges?

oh-ho-ho!

[Ksblair]

toffee apples or chocolate oranges?

oh-ho-ho!

Those are expansions.

[Nightweaver]

This post gets the Nightweaver seal of approval.

-Nightweaver

[Hexagar]

i dont know what are you talking about.. i like oranges more than apples :)

most apples taste like potatoes

ahahahahahaha

[PaperStab]

You've forgotten to mention how oranges are more versatile than apples; oranges can be simply eaten, but they can also be used for their juice and zest. Also, apples bruise easily.

[Ksblair]

You've forgotten to mention how oranges are more versatile than apples; oranges can be simply eaten, but they can also be used for their juice and zest. Also, apples bruise easily.

Apple Pie.

Orange Pie? *Scoff*

[Baayne]

What about apple-pears?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_pear

...and if I like Pluots does that make me wrong?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluot

[PaperStab]

Apple Pie.

Orange Pie? *Scoff*

Orange Meringue Pie. It's called 'innovation', something you apple fanboys wouldn't know about, amirite?

[Synner]

Having grown up in Florida my allegiances are set.

Example #1 : Apples wont keep Scurvy at bay. Pirates know best. :p

[Chris-p-Bacon]

I can't pinpoint the context, but i'm guessing it's a mockery of the abbundance of WoW vs CO threads floating around. And he nailed it, when the two are compared it's like comparing apples to oranges.

Apples being totally better than oranges.
CO is totally the Apples

But oranges have their goodies too, but they get messy and sticky after too much

[Rufusora]

This is a parody of all the CO vs WOW threads.
At the end of the day.
EVERYONE STOP ****KING FLAMING EACH OTHER, RESPECT OTHERS OPINIONS!
Geez I have read both of them. Everyone is flaming everyone, saying there not and continuing. Everyone is doing it. Some guy joined one and said that WOW didn't interest him (keep this in mind that this is his opinion)
He gets flamed for 6 pages. Come on guys, WTF stop ruining the community.

Ps: Would have posted this in the actual threads but I was scared I was going to get flamed for 90 pages too.

Back on topic. Wraith of the Pip king. See what I did there. City of Mangos

[Ksblair]

Orange Meringue Pie. It's called 'innovation', something you apple fanboys wouldn't know about, amirite?

*Gasp a flaw in my logic... What to do... what to do...*

You sir are Stupid.

[Synner]

Back on topic. Wraith of the Pip king. See what I did there. City of Mangos

Heh heh heh, that was better than Apples or Oranges. :D

[Ksblair]

This is a parody of all the CO vs WOW threads.
At the end of the day.
EVERYONE STOP ****KING FLAMING EACH OTHER, RESPECT OTHERS OPINIONS!
Geez I have read both of them. Everyone is flaming everyone, saying there not and continuing. Everyone is doing it. Some guy joined one and said that WOW didn't interest him (keep this in mind that this is his opinion)
He gets flamed for 6 pages. Come on guys, WTF stop ruining the community.

Ps: Would have posted this in the actual threads but I was scared I was going to get flamed for 90 pages too.

Back on topic. Wraith of the Pip king. See what I did there. City of Mangos

Dont try and derail the thread, are you with the apples or oranges! ... Or are you an Outsider..

In my haste to flame... I completely missed your final comment.. you are a clever one ... carry on.

[PaperStab]

*Gasp a flaw in my logic... What to do... what to do...*

You sir are Stupid.

YEAH WELL YOU ARE IDOT NOOB FANBOI AND ALSO HOMOSEXUAL

[Rufusora]

Dont try and derail the thread, are you with the apples or oranges! ... Or are you an Outsider..

Apples. Golden Delicious all the way baby.

[Madtex]

After a night of too much hard apple cider... I need a screwdriver to steady myself in the morning....
I CHOOSE BOTH?!

[Rufusora]

YEAH WELL YOU ARE IDOT NOOB FANBOI AND ALSO HOMOSEXUAL

Oh my god I'm laughing so much tears have set up factories on my face.

[Synner]

Ok, ok, im gonna stop now before we get some guy/gal from New Zealand exposing the virtues of the Kiwi fruit and things get ugly. :eek:

[Ksblair]

After a night of too much hard apple cider... I need a screwdriver to steady myself in the morning....
I CHOOSE BOTH?!

Trans-fruiter.... You are accepted by no one.

[peon47]

You've forgotten to mention how oranges are more versatile than apples; oranges can be simply eaten, but they can also be used for their juice and zest. Also, apples bruise easily.

Yeah. No-one's ever heard of Apple Juice.

NERF PINEAPPLES

[Ksblair]

Ok, ok, im gonna stop now before we get some guy/gal from New Zealand exposing the virtues of the Kiwi fruit and things get ugly. :eek:

I say let them bring their tooth pick to a knife fight... *Pfft* Kiwi....

[PaperStab]

After a night of too much hard apple cider... I need a screwdriver to steady myself in the morning....
I CHOOSE BOTH?!

See, Ksblair? See the horrible effects apple addiction has on our society?!

[Rufusora]

I hope the Forum moderators can read between the lines and see that we are actually on topic.

[Ksblair]

See, Ksblair? See the horrible effects apple addiction has on our society?!

True... 16 hour a day apple binges are tearing this country apart.

[Madtex]

Trans-fruiter.... You are accepted by no one.

Trans-fruiters are people too!...just confused ones, oh :(

[Ksblair]

I hope the Forum moderators can read between the lines and see that we are actually on topic.

They are either with us or against us... probably a bunch of card carrying grape eaters if you ask me...

[PaperStab]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
I'm well prepared for the other fruit fanbois.

[Gray_Scale]

I used to eat oranges so I could pwn nuubs all day long but since I've gotten older it just doesn't entertain me like it used to so now I eat apples.

[XSpaWnX]

hmmmmm Apples unless you can pick from the whole orange family

[Rufusora]

I used to eat oranges so I could pwn nuubs all day long but since I've gotten older it just doesn't entertain me like it used to so now I eat apples.

Mature Gameplay :D
...Oh I mean...er...Mature eating?

[Ksblair]

I used to eat oranges so I could pwn nuubs all day long but since I've gotten older it just doesn't entertain me like it used to so now I eat apples.

Oranges just didn't have the End game to keep eaters happy.

There is just so much more you can do with apples after you reach the cap...

[PaperStab]

Oranges just didn't have the End game to keep eaters happy.

There is just so much more you can do with apples after you reach the cap...

Oh, please. after I'd eaten through the rest of Apple's content, the core was so horrible and indigestible, I had to throw it away. At least all of Orange's content is enjoyable.

[Akaiku]

Oh, please. after I'd eaten through the rest of Apple's content, the core was so horrible and indigestible, I had to throw it away. At least all of Orange's content is enjoyable.

This is win.

Though, wasn't it once upon a time the questions being asked were: "A hundred zillion people eat apples! Why isn't an orange an apple painted another color! Apples are already popular! OMG DOOM!"

[Ksblair]

Oh, please. after I'd eaten through the rest of Apple's content, the core was so horrible and indigestible, I had to throw it away. At least all of Orange's content is enjoyable.

Yawn all same old fanboy argument, Oranges have nothing past the original peeling stage, just a big let down after that.

[Akaiku]

Yawn all same old fanboy argument, Oranges have nothing past the original peeling stage, just a big let down after that.

Hey, apples don't even HAVE that stage. Quit hating you hatoraide drinking fanboy h8r!

[Ksblair]

Hey, apples don't even HAVE that stage. Quit hating you hatoraide drinking fanboy h8r!

PISH PIFFLE PIDUNKLE. Apples are all about the sweet eating content! Not just a build up to a big let down. All you can do with oranges is start alternate oranges and that gets old fast.

[Rufusora]

I wanted to taste a bit of Oranges but I never got around to it.
I loved apples. I also loved Apple Crusade. But (Never played long enough to get to play Wraith of the pip king).
But I really can't wait for Pears. From what I have heard Oranges was slightly terrible but was a good introduction to the geneticly modified fruit genre. Therefore I can't wait for pears which is made by the same farmer.

[Ksblair]

I wanted to taste a bit of Oranges but I never got around to it.
I loved apples. I also loved Apple Crusade. But (Never played long enough to get to play Wraith of the pip king).
But I really can't wait for Pears. From what I have heard Oranges was slightly terrible but was a good introduction to the geneticly modified fruit genre. Therefore I can't wait for pears which is made by the same farmer.

Excellence. You sir are a man who strives for something better in his posts... Much like Apples strive for better than Oranges.

[Drakynn]

You apple fanbois and your anti-orange agenda make me sick!!!I'm wiating for Bananas to come out of closed beta so I can avoid both groups!

[bungero]

You've forgotten to mention how oranges are more versatile than apples; oranges can be simply eaten, but they can also be used for their juice and zest. Also, apples bruise easily.

Uh, apple juice?

[Tons]

Depending on the context you take the post yes it would be best suited for the General section.

Its a sardonic take on the other threads currently going on.


so you thought you were so special you should make your own thread just to get your apples and oranges point across.

the mods around here must be really lazy, i would have deleted this and given you a temporary ban for wasting my time, heh.



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[Ksblair]

so you thought you were so special you should make your own thread just to get your apples and oranges point across.

the mods around here must be really lazy, i would have deleted this and given you a temporary ban for wasting my time, heh.



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The truth will be heard, viva la resistance!

[Rufusora]

You apple fanbois and your anti-orange agenda make me sick!!!I'm wiating for Bananas to come out of closed beta so I can avoid both groups!

Do you mean me?

[badbal]

why arent vegetables on this list? the bias in this thread is sickening.

[Drakynn]

Do you mean me?

I do now!!!!hehe

[Candor]

Pomegranates, that is all.

[Gray_Scale]

Scientists have developed the 'opple,' a fruit that looks like an apple, but tastes like an orange, and will make both the pear and the grape redundant by some incredibly complicated logic.

[Drakynn]

Scientists have developed the 'opple,' a fruit that looks like an apple, but tastes like an orange, and will make both the pear and the grape redundant by some incredibly complicated logic.

You take that back!Logic,complicated or not, clearly has no place on an internet forum!

[CyberRat]

so you thought you were so special you should make your own thread just to get your apples and oranges point across.

the mods around here must be really lazy, i would have deleted this and given you a temporary ban for wasting my time, heh.



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acttully i agree with his hidden point completly, but the face value one is all wrong.

orange are more versitle taste better and are healthyier for you. you can cut a hole in it a drink the juice. slice it open and eat the pulp. open it and suckle on the pulp or rinds. and to top it all off orange sherbert's are the best. the only things apples got going for them is carmel apple's yum.

[Akaiku]

. the only things apples got going for them is carmel apple's yum.

And that is just covering the subject with sugar to make it seem better anyway.

[Ksblair]

why arent vegetables on this list? the bias in this thread is sickening.

Vegetables aren't even in the same genre... pfft console eaters never understand PC eaters...

[Rufusora]

I do now!!!!hehe

I will hunt you down. Eat you then flame you grave.
I will also write PWNED with the soil.

[Baayne]

Vegetables aren't even in the same genre... pfft console eaters never understand PC eaters...



I heard if you eat enough apples you turn into a vegetable

[CyberRat]

You take that back!Logic,complicated or not, clearly has no place on an internet forum!

no no logical logic has no place. while illogical logic is the bread and butter of the net. but the bread and butter go bad if left to long on there own. so you refrigerate the bread and butter. but to refrigerate bread and butter you need cold. and we all know logic is cold. so you need logic to keep your bread and butter good. but this of course all means you need logic to maintain the illogic of the net, which creates a contradiction. so in the end the net isnt logic or illogic its just a giant contradiction.

squeak squeak say's the rat.

[Ksblair]

I heard if you eat enough apples you turn into a vegetable

Stop it... we don't even joke about stuff like that...

In protest of oranges I will no longer post in orange color for this thread.

[Rufusora]

Stop it... we don't even joke about stuff like that...

In protest of oranges I will no longer post in orange color for this thread.

Cries. Hence Blue.

[CyberRat]

enough of this orange are better then apples we all know it so why argue over it.
and besides beyound mere plant things are things of greater importance like CHEESE the one iteam that makes anything taste good.

I CLAIM THIS COLOR IN THE GREAT NAME OF CHEESE
squeak squeak

[Ksblair]

enough of this orange are better then apples we all know it so why argue over it.
and besides beyound mere plant things are things of greater importance like CHEESE the one iteam that makes anything taste good.

I CLAIM THIS COLOR IN THE GREAT NAME OF CHEESE
squeak squeak

Ok no one is arguing about the greatness of cheese, its a well known fact that cheese is like a super apple.

[CyberRat]

Ok no one is arguing about the greatness of cheese, its a well known fact that cheese is like a super apple.

NO YOU DID NOT COMPARE CHEESE TO THE APPLE THAT IS THE 8TH SIN OF THE CHEESE DYNESTY

[peon47]

Ok no one is arguing about the greatness of cheese, its a well known fact that cheese is like a super apple.

CHALK > CHEESE

It's Scientific fact.

[Ksblair]

NO YOU DID NOT COMPARE CHEESE TO THE APPLE THAT IS THE 8TH SIN OF THE CHEESE DYNESTY

Long has this gross misconception existed! I hold that there can be peace between Cheese and Apples! A Mutual understanding of greatness that can join together and crush the vile contamination which is the Orange!

[Bakerlegend]

ok this is just getting silly

[Ksblair]

ok this is just getting silly

Wait wait... Just now?... Its getting silly?

Everyone here knows its been silly since someone actually tried to defend the orange.

[Synner]

Getting?! Oh no, its past the point of return!!!


(ps, oranges still rule!)

[CyberRat]

Long has this gross misconception existed! I hold that there can be peace between Cheese and Apples! A Mutual understanding of greatness that can join together and crush the vile contamination which is the Orange!

it can not be until a food dish that can merge both cheese and apples togther is created. then there will be peace but until then the loyal followers of cheese shall rain down destruction on the apples of the universe.

[Ksblair]

it can not be until a food dish that can merge both cheese and apples togther is created. then there will be peace but until then the loyal followers of cheese shall rain down destruction on the apples of the universe.

http://frenchfood.about.com/od/breadandpastry/r/cheeseappletart.htm

[Hrungnir]

This Thread Is Gone To The Americans!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gold_Leaf]

I like cheese and pineapple personally. With sticks.

[Candor]

This Thread Is Gone To The Americans!!!!!!!!!!!

Not so, the Blood Orange (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_oranges) beats all. Ahh nothing better than Italian blood orange soda.

[Ksblair]

Not so, the Blood Orange (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_oranges) beats all. Ahh nothing better than Italian blood orange soda.

I bet it taste like hate and Hitler....

[RedBeardJim]

Oranges are more aerodynamic than apples. I think this is a pretty relevant point for a superhero game.

*charges up Neutronium Orange Cannon*

[gooch73]

I'd say Apples. Because I heard OJ could kill ya . . .

[Ksblair]

Proof! Oranges are the root of all evil, where as Apples are of divine creation.

http://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=applesa.jpg

[Candor]

I bet it taste like hate and Hitler....

No you're thinking of this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_Deutscher_%C3%84pfel)

[Candor]

I'd say Apples. Because I heard OJ could kill ya . . .

OJ is innocent. It's just juice.

[Ksblair]

No you're thinking of this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_Deutscher_%C3%84pfel)

Obviously MY link was real.

Proof! Oranges are the root of all evil, where as Apples are of divine creation.

http://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=applesa.jpg

[Candor]

Obviously MY link was real.

When in doubt, fabricate. Classic Apple strategy.

[Ksblair]

When in doubt, fabricate. Classic Apple strategy.

How dare you question my sources!

[Candor]

How dare you question my sources!

I never question photoshop, only the people who use it.

[conjohn9]

I believe that apple doesn't know how to say "no"

[Ksblair]

I never question photoshop, only the people who use it.

I hold that those images are historically accurate.

[conjohn9]

Then why is the guy on the right not a raptor?

We all know Jesus is a raptor

[Candor]

Then why is the guy on the right not a raptor?

We all know Jesus is a raptor

And we all also know that raptors loves oranges. As is proven by this picture. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/CandorLupis/rjesus.jpg)

[Opaqus]

I C WUT U DID THAR

I promote this thread.

[conjohn9]

Yes, so now, what can you do to rebut the word of the Lord?

[Rufusora]

I like cheese and pineapple personally. With sticks.

But seriously though I have no relevance to life, so I am a win in my own right?

[Ksblair]

And we all also know that raptors loves oranges. As is proven by this picture. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/CandorLupis/rjesus.jpg)

Ah yes ... The Anti-Christ... He does love oranges...

[Candor]

Ah yes ... The Anti-Christ... He does love oranges...

HERESY! HE'S A HERETIC!

[Opaqus]

HERESY! HE'S A HERETIC!

If he weighs as much as a duck, then he's A WITCH!

[Excision]

i loled at this
very nice analogy on alot of forum junkies who compare games to their crack-
*ahem* preffered MMO.

:)