Hello My Name is Captain Esmeralda Bhump

[Mariel_Martog]

((Translated From Catonese to English, My Mariel Martog, not that Mariel can read it but a translation spell usually works.))

MEEioww cesseeeào RRRRêoww rrrrôi rraarrrà rrrresseeeuyềoww rrrrrưởowwmmmrrr Esmerarraarrreeea AAAesseeeump; rrrrôi rrrrừ rrrresseeeế mmmrrriới của Amassssoowwacarrrrus, eerrà rrrrôi rraarrrà cướp aaaiểoww resseeeesseeeesseeeôowwmmmrrr mmmrrriaoww aaaằowwmmmrrr cácesseee rrrresseeeươowwmmmrrr mại eerrà mộrrrr RESSEEEESSEEEuowwoicesseeei aaaởi đào rrrrạo.

(Hello My Name is Captain Esmeralda Bhump; I am from the world of Amazonacatus, and I am a space pirate by trade and a Kunoichi by training.)

AAAây mmmrrriờ rrrrôi sẽ cesseeeo aaaạoww aaaiếrrrr rraarrràm rrrresseeeế owwào rrrrôi đã rrrrrở rrrresseeeàowwesseee mộrrrr aowwesseee esseeeùowwmmmrrr.

(I will now tell you how I became a hero.)

RRRRàu của rrrrôi rraarrrà OWWeperrrra rraarrrà mộrrrr cooww rrrràu cesseeeở esseeeàowwmmmrrr owwesseeeỏ, có rrrresseeeể maowwmmmrrr mộrrrr đội aaaay resseeeesseeeesseeeoảowwmmmrrr mười eerrà có rrrresseeeể maowwmmmrrr mộrrrr eerrậoww cesseeeuyểoww esseeeàowwmmmrrr esseeeóa của resseeeesseeeesseeeoảowwmmmrrr mmeoowwweee esseeeàowwmmmrrr esseeeóa. RRRRôi đã resseeeesseeeesseeeôowwmmmrrr được may mắoww rrrrìm rrrresseeeấy aaaấrrrr cứ điều mmmrrrì để cướp aaaiểoww eerrà rrrrôi đã owwesseeeậoww được đói resseeeesseeeesseeei rrrrôi rrrresseeeấy mộrrrr Qurraarrrarr RRRRrậoww rrrràu đi qua rrrrôi.

(My ship the Nepeta is a small cargo ship that can carry a crew of about ten and can carry a cargo of about 210000 pounds of cargo. I had not been lucky finding anything to pirate and I was getting hungry when I saw a Qularr Battle ship go past me. )

RRRRôi rrrresseeeícesseee owwesseeeữowwmmmrrr esseeeươowwmmmrrr eerrị của rraarrrỗi rrrrroowwmmmrrr resseeeesseeeem áowwesseee sáowwmmmrrr.

(I do like the taste of bugs in light cream.)

EERRì eerrậy, rrrrôi farraarrrrraarrroweeee cesseeeúowwmmmrrr eerrào rrrrrái đấrrrr. RRRRôi aaaắrrrr đầu rrrresseeeu rrrresseeeập mộrrrr owwmmmrrruồoww cuowwmmmrrr cấp esseeeợp rraarrrý của các rraarrrỗi aaaấrrrr rrrrỉowwesseee pesseeeải đặrrrr rrrrroowwmmmrrr rrrrủ đôowwmmmrrr rrrrrêoww rrrràu của rrrrôi. RESSEEEESSEEEesseeei mộrrrr owwesseeeóm cesseeeíowwesseee rrrresseeeức của cooww owwmmmrrrười rrrrìm đếoww rraarrrêoww đếoww rrrrôi eerrà eerrỗ rrrray esseeeoaoww esseeeô rrrrôi cesseeeo đập rraarrrêoww các rraarrrỗi, saeeerraarrry esseeeọ đã đưa esseeeọ rrrrừ rrrrôi. OWWesseeeữowwmmmrrr cooww owwmmmrrrười mmmrrrọi rrrrôi rraarrrà aowwesseee esseeeùowwmmmrrr rrrrôi đã resseeeesseeeesseeeôowwmmmrrr aaaao mmmrrriờ được mmmrrrọi rraarrrà mộrrrr aowwesseee esseeeùowwmmmrrr rrrrrước eerrà rrrrôi đã rấrrrr ESSEEEappy, rrrrôi đã có mộrrrr rrrresseeeời mmmrrriaoww resseeeesseeeesseeeó owwói cesseeeuyệoww eerrới esseeeọ. EERRì eerrậy, esseeeọ được mmmrrriao cesseeeo rrrrôi mộrrrr RRRResseeeị rrrrrưởowwmmmrrr để cesseeeo rrrrôi mộrrrr cesseeeìa resseeeesseeeesseeeóa cesseeeo mộrrrr cái mmmrrrì đó eerrà rrrrôi đã owwói eerrới cesseeeúowwmmmrrr rrrrôi đã được esseeeạowwesseee pesseeeúc owwesseeeư rrrresseeeế owwào aaaằowwmmmrrr cácesseee eerriếrrrr owwó meeuốowwmmmrrr aaaằowwmmmrrr cácesseee sử eeeụowwmmmrrr cuốoww sácesseee Carrrroowwese / cụm rrrrừ rrrriếowwmmmrrr Aowwesseee của rrrrôi eerrà mộrrrr rrrresseeeị rrrrrưởowwmmmrrr của rrrrôi cesseeeo rrrresseeeấy cesseeeiếc meee eeei aaaảowwmmmrrr màu đeoww sáowwmmmrrr aaaóowwmmmrrr của ôowwmmmrrr.

(Therefore, I fallowed them to earth. Where I started to collect a reasonable supply of unconscious bugs to put in the freezer on my ship. When a group of official looking humans came up to me and cheered me for beating up the bugs, sadly they took them from me. These humans called me a hero I have never been called a hero before and I was very Happy, I had a hard time talking to them. So they assigned me a Mayor to give me a key for something and I told them how happy I was by writing it down using my Catonese/English phrase book and a the mayor showed me his shiny portable black board vehicle.)

RRRRôi cảm ơoww esseeeọ đã owwói eerrới esseeeọ rrrrêoww của rrrrôi eerrà owwơi rrrrôi đã rrrrừ, rrrrấrrrr cả esseeeọ đã rấrrrr eerrui mừowwmmmrrr eerrà owwói rằowwmmmrrr esseeeọ đã có mộrrrr owwesseeeóm đặc aaaiệrrrr đối eerrới rrrrôi. Đó rraarrrà rraarrràm rrrresseeeế owwào rrrrôi owwesseeeậoww eerrào owwesseeeóm đặc aaaiệrrrr của rrrrôi siêu eerrới rraarrraeeey Sowwaresseeeesseeeeaaaireee owwmmmrrrười rraarrrà rấrrrr

(I thanked them told them my name and where I was from, they all got very excited and said they had a special group for me. That is how I got to my super special group with the Snakebird lady who is very strict, the batgirl lady who I no eats, the ‘cyborg’ lady with blue eyes, and the Military boy, and the guy who looks like a sexy pirate.)

[KeystoneMan]

Thats dedication. To bad, as a xenophobe, your differences frighten and anger me!

They tuk aur jawbs!